i clearly fucking suck

vodkaslumber:

Running into people you know when you look fine as fuck feels so good.

43 notes

aquacadetrc:

*wakes up* OH SHIT ITS MY BIRTHDAY

14 notes

fashion-nd-badbitches:

kleopxtra:

thank god i’m not a fuck nigga.

Never baby,

unpopuler:

eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

69,508 notes

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

126,034 notes

With the recent Robin Williams death by suicide

save-society:

I will donate $1 (USD) per 5 notes towards the ‘American Foundation for Suicide Prevention’ 

(I’m doing 1:5 ratio as I don’t make substantial amount of money where I can up the ratio)

No rules. Ends August 26th, 2014. 

22,664 notes

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

45,804 notes

Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

28,450 notes

Pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me NyQuillll 😴

14 notes

lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

75,284 notes

hawti:

I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.

18,470 notes

prettyfuckingepic:

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bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.